Dear God, I’ve had about seven packages stolen from my mailbox, AND THEY WERE IMPORTANT PACKAGES RELATED TO GAMING! I mean, some people just don’t have ANY shred of humanity left. I think drone delivery is the answer, especially if the drones have little stun guns on them that will zap anyone trying to steal packages off your doorstep. OOOH! AND if they have a vocal alarm system that sounds like ED-209 from RoboCop.
“YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY” **pewpew**
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